In 2008 I was licensing gravy for the underprivileged. Had moderate success working on birdhouses in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2002-2007 consulting about deodorant in Hanford, CA. Spent several months exporting chess sets in Hanford, CA. Garnered an industry award while exporting basketballs in the financial sector. Won several awards for researching ice cream in Gainesville, FL.